While Connecticut, as a whole, has been one of the United
States' most upwardly mobile and economically robust regions since the founding
of this Republic, the City of Bridgeport, Connecticut remains one of the most
economically stagnant regions in the Western Hemisphere. While the thriving metropolises and suburbs
around it continue to produce some of the finest minds and specimens our nation
has to offer, Bridgeport has been unable to rise to a place of stable growth in
spite of the best efforts of our nation’s government edicts or intercessions.
24-year-old Cadwei
Bulliver had a promising career as an Erotic Sex-Mendicant at the
“Molotov’s Cock ‘n’ Tails” Prostitution and Pleasure Plantation in
Bridgeport. Bulliver’s dark skin and
luminous eyes formed a presence the clientele at Molotov’s Cock ‘n’ Tails found
appropriately explosive. Her singular
beauty and winsome features were all the more enhanced by her statuesque,
full-bosomed frame and woolly, mammoth “African Head-Mane”.
In spite of being born in Bridgeport to a mother addicted to
the infamous, digitally-processed street drug “Control/Alt/DeepDelete” (reputed
to, among other things, be potent enough to literally “reset” several regions
of the human brain to something akin to pre-evolutionary, simian simplicity),
Bulliver had been successfully integrated into Connecticut’s
First-in-the-nation Prostitution Patronage and tutelage program for orphaned
street children 22 years ago at the age of 2.
Created in 2177 and funded by both corporate organizations
from throughout Connecticut as well as matching state and federal resources, it
had been hoped that the innovative “Learn to Give Head Start” program (LGHS)
would allow orphaned children hailing from economically and educationally sub-par
lifestyles the tools they would need to better satisfy the leisure habits of
the wealthier members of our nation.
As Bulliver progressed and matured in the program, her
state-trained Social Wranglers uniformly declared her a fount of innate, good-mannered
malleability. By the time she reached
the age of 14, Bulliver became a welcome fixture in Bridgeport’s then-robust,
Prostitution Plantation system.
Her ease of mobility from the most simplistic of leisure
scene scenarios (such as Pole-Vault Dancing and Eroticism-By-Electrolysis) to
more complex, specialized fare customized with specificity by demanding
clientele (including Esophageal Collapse-and-Caress Cunnilingus,
Transatlantic Slave-and-Trade Nasal Passage Travel and Solid -Tissue and Stool Sampling with Fabric
Softener) immediately earned her great accolades from the infamously critical,
world-savvy “sexxxulectual” customer base here in Connecticut, as well as
congratulatory, nightly fist-beatings from her ever-proud Social Wranglers for
yet another day’s job well done.
“I ain’t never thought that I could do so much, by trickin’
out so little”, recalls Bulliver, “I mean, if it hadn’t been for LGHS, I might
have to go out and just be a ho in the streets with niggas who ain’t never go
be shit no how…like all them other black-ass bitches out here, who actually had
they momma [sic].
“and if I hadn’t been born a junkie, I might actually have
been born able to feel things in my skin like pain and pleasure, and shit like
that,” Bulliver continued, “and if I had that, I would’ve never been able to
get all the love from all these rich folks I be gettin’. I would’ve done went crazy, just from doing
somethin’ easy like Dirty Satellite Dish Dancin’.
“All I knows,”
Bulliver sighed appreciatively, “is that the lawd sur’ do work in mysterious
ways, sho nuff.”
However, as the 2180s came to a close and the Lunar-and-Mars
based, Oxygenated Real Estate Housing Bubble promptly collapsed in and upon
itself--leaving the Galactic Stock Market literally, fatally asphyxiated by the
middle of the 90s—there has been less in the way of disposable income, even
amongst the patrician elites of the American Northeast.
This development led to the closing of several of the
nation’s largest and most celebrated Planned Prostitution Plantations.
This list of suddenly financially devastated Planned
Prostitution Plantations included New Orleans' seminally revered Haute’D
Counter-Culture (which had created and hosted the annual “Marquis D’Sadie
Hawkins Masquerade Ball and Shotgun Wedding Minstrel Show” every year during
Mardi Gras), Chicago’s Cavern of Cumulus-Clouded Reasoning (credited by many in
the Sexxxulectual industry with bringing a fresh gust of ingenuity and
breathless exhilaration to the Windy City) as well as the controversial
Hollywood Cereal Killer Bowl in Los Angeles (which, while seen as a great boon
against the economic woes of that city, had also been heavily criticized by
many for employing only undocumented immigrants – particularly during the
Graveyard shift).
By 2198, Even Connecticut’s own Molotov’s Cock ‘n’ Tail
resort—one of the nation’s first fully accredited Planned Prostitution
Plantations—suddenly found it’s once reliable bottom-line spontaneously
combust.
“That’s precisely where our own project rises like the
proverbial phoenix, from the molten ash,” claims Wallace Jorge, Founder and
Director of the Natural Sexxxulection Program housed at Yale University in
nearby New Haven, Connecticut.
“With the collapse of the Prostitution Plantation System,
America suddenly faced an incomprehensible threat to its liberty, continued
stability and perseverance as a nation-state: namely, how to contend with a
newly ‘liberated’ prostitute class which simply doesn’t have the innate
capacity to avail itself of absolute freedom.”
Jorge, a career clinician with dual Master’s Degrees in
Genetics and Political Science, believes that the answer to the “Emancipated
Prostitute Problem” lies in recycling our Sexual Mendicant Population into new
roles wherein their previous experiences could prove beneficial to a number of
individuals, corporations and upper-class families with exclusive benefits.
“As the original framers of the Constitution of the United
States indicated that people outside of the economic upper-tier –and, most
specifically, poor women -- lack the intellectual capacity to truly think
properly for themselves, we have to follow the mandate set by the venerable
examples left to us by the likes of George Washington, Alexander Hamilton and
Thomas Jefferson which honorably denoted the culpability the state holds in
ensuring that the public interest is always safeguarded from the incipient
threat of poor people simply being allowed to free-roam aimlessly in our
midst.” Jorge noted.
Jorge and his team at Yale have been allowed by the State of
Connecticut and the Federal Government to pursue an experimental pilot plan for
free Sex Servants in this state which (once again) places Connecticut at the
head of a new undertaking in social engineering which has already caused much
discussion across the nation. Jorge and
his team also believe that it could be just as lucrative as the Planned
Prostitution Plantation Program that their plan seeks to supplant.
Called Rudimentary Interludes Delivering Elevated Rubrics in
Sublimation (or RIDERS), the Natural Sexxxulection Program Managers at Yale
have culled the State’s documentation of Planned Prostitution Plantations Sex
Workers, seeking the individuals in those ranks in possession of what Jorge calls
“pneumaticism au’natural”.
“That’s the term I use for what I can only call the ‘it
factor’,” Jorge explained. “We’ve
searched the plantation data-bases for former Plantation Prostitutes who have a
proven record of winsome features, powerful stamina, excellent moral
malleability and a lack of that nettlesome ‘free-thought’ weirdness.”
Enter Cadwei Bulliver.
As an “operator” for the very-first chapter of the RIDERS program in the
affluent suburb of Fairfield, Connecticut, Bulliver finds herself cast in the
exact same role she held 20 years ago with a then-fledgling Planned
Prostitution Plantation Program , while still an infant.
“It’ s one of the most comfortable things I done did, yet,”
Bulliver said, while on her way to a private family’s home alongside her
Operator Partner, Julianica Santos.
A 22-year-old Hispanic woman and an newly emancipated,
genetically engineered Sex Worker brought into the Connecticut region from The
HurriKandiKane -- one of the last Planned Prostitution Plantations still in
operation in Florida-- Julianica Santos had been paired with Bulliver in this
first outing of the RIDERS program, so as to test the concept of emancipated
Sex Workers from the collapsed Sex Plantation Industry being outsourced to
perform general menial labor tasks (including cooking, cleaning, sexual
education and other amusements) for private families and other assorted
organizations.
“The most fortuitous thing about all of this,” noted Jorge,
“is the fact that Connecticut still has so many homes and historic landmarks
such as churches with basements which are interconnected with one another as a
result of the Underground Railroad of the 19th Century”
Built as an network of subterranean passages and labyrinths
running from the Southern United States to the Canadian Border in the 1800s,
the Underground Railroad had been, according to the official archives of the
United States Government, instrumental in ensuring that Slaves who attempted to
escape from the plantations of their day were safely summoned back to their
rightful places at the bottom of society, all with a lack of toil or trouble on
the parts of their owners.
“As the Underground Railroad had been built to take slaves
in the 19th century who dared to run from their law-abiding plantation owners
who had paid reasonable rates to procure them on the open market -- and
economically transport them back where they belonged—it’s fitting that we
utilize homes in this area which had been involved in that noble enterprise
over 3 centuries ago and refit them as way-stations for our own program,
dedicated to the next phase of our American veneration for inexpensive labor
and the delivery of quality product.” Jorge said.
Servants in the RIDERS Pilot Program in Fairfield,
Connecticut literally “ride” to homes and clients via “Host-Back”. “Hosts” are actually synthetic,
animatronics-based lifeforms created specifically for each RIDERS Servant
“Operator”.
RIDERS Operators such as Bulliver and Santos will “service”
upwards of 5-9 client facilities per week, while followed by a large contingent
of “See-gulls.”
See-Gulls are, in fact, animatronic aerial drone vehicles
made to resemble almost idyllic seeming, anatomically-exaggerated flying
mallards. See-Gulls are programmed to keep a watchful eye on the
Operator Servants, so as to ensure their continued participation and to stymie
any attempts they could make to flee.
“It’s cool by me,” Santos stated, shortly before joining
Bulliver on a new case at an upscale mansion near the trendy Black Rock Section
of Fairfield, “I ain’t even had to have anybody break my leg to make a
statement, like they used to do us down in Florida…so, hell, I ain’t even had
any reason to even break a sweat doing this stuff.”
“As we are able to house our RIDERS Operators in so many
expansive, well-documented (although admittedly relic-like) basements
throughout the Connecticut region,” Jorge explained, “ we can ensure that we
are always able to continue the functions that the Sex Workers in this
country’s Planned Prostitution Plantation Program had been created for, while
examining new ideas to continue this legacy for future generations to enjoy.
“A black scholar of the early 2oth century named W.E.B.
Dubois once wrote,” Jorge continued, “ that ‘the problem of the 20th Century is
the problem of the Color Line.'
“Now, in the 22nd Century, we as Americans can rest safely in the assurance that our policies will deal with the problem that plagues those of us who truly matter the most: namely, the problem of making sure the rabble amongst us continue to tow the line.”
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